I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
A toilet is walled in in it’s own four walls but unless yours is built with walls made of a sound isolating material you will be heard when doing your business.
And everyone in the building knows you live by yourself.
You sometimes scratch your butt and then your fingers smell like taint.
It’s ok to like it and sniff on them all day.
Some suffer from shrinkage when in cold temperatures.
When that happens it is normal to have a constant itch around your shaft and testicles when in a public situation like pool/gym locker rooms.
Constant pulling and pinching on those parts will not always solve the problem but remember, a moving target is harder to focus on.
I go by the rule of comfort to get out of bed. Am I more okay with staying in bed with a burning bladder ready to explode or shall I remove myself from the bed and open the flood gates? Usually I stay in bed.
Often I regret that decision.