A toilet is walled in in it’s own four walls but unless yours is built with walls made of a sound isolating material you will be heard when doing your business.
And everyone in the building knows you live by yourself.
You sometimes scratch your butt and then your fingers smell like taint.
It’s ok to like it and sniff on them all day.
Some suffer from shrinkage when in cold temperatures.
When that happens it is normal to have a constant itch around your shaft and testicles when in a public situation like pool/gym locker rooms.
Constant pulling and pinching on those parts will not always solve the problem but remember, a moving target is harder to focus on.
I go by the rule of comfort to get out of bed. Am I more okay with staying in bed with a burning bladder ready to explode or shall I remove myself from the bed and open the flood gates? Usually I stay in bed.
Often I regret that decision.
Have you grown to despise unintelligible folks over the internet? When trying to communicate with you with more emotes than words and with a bunch of unnecessary and often mis-typed abbreviations?
… sorry I gotta go now. I have to keep mum occupied on Facebook otherwise she’s gonna complain I’m ignoring her again…
Stop removing your headphones when they are blasting at max volume, the voices you hear are in your head. No one’s actually calling you
More often than not you may find that you wake up right before your alarm clock goes off but you still get to work late
If you’re trying to sleep but your mind is all over the place conjuring up all sorts of stuff all at once, let someone know via social networks or maybe put down the phone and stop maybe
Sometimes when pooping it feels like its all done but then you get up and you need to rethink your whole next few minutes