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starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.


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In the doge’s eye

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Could it be?

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I THINK IT IS

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Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

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omglobitsalex:

omglobitsalex:

Little Talks (Cover)- Performed by me and my bestest friend in the whole world.

I start tearing up at the end and by the time I was putting the mic back the tears were flowing.

In case anyone missed it….

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death-by-lulz:

So many things to ponder in bear life.

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freshwit:

heymikewaskom:

shortformblog:

oswaldofguadalupe:

The Twitter Mandela Hall Of Shame

When the right side of history doesn’t forget.

Whoa. Props the watchdogs.

Nothing’s more refreshing than a politician getting called out for their shit.

Good on ya, Twitter.

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ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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fullmooney:

whats the password bitch

fullmooney:

whats the password bitch

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zymphe:

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

SAME

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A toilet is walled in in it’s own four walls but unless yours is built with walls made of a sound isolating material you will be heard when doing your business.

And everyone in the building knows you live by yourself.

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You sometimes scratch your butt and then your fingers smell like taint.

It’s ok to like it and sniff on them all day.

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Some suffer from shrinkage when in cold temperatures.

When that happens it is normal to have a constant itch around your shaft and testicles when in a public situation like pool/gym locker rooms.

Constant pulling and pinching on those parts will not always solve the problem but remember, a moving target is harder to focus on.

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I go by the rule of comfort to get out of bed. Am I more okay with staying in bed with a burning bladder ready to explode or shall I remove myself from the bed and open the flood gates? Usually I stay in bed.

Often I regret that decision.

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We have a tree at work

We have a tree at work